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Hey there, I'm Fire from the Kanto region. Before you ask, no. I'm not the Champion and I'm not Red. Quit asking, geezzzz.

[[Indie Fire blog (SOMETIMES AU).]]

secludedblossom:

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“You know fully well why I hate it here and I’m NOT emo. Besides, I’m exhausted right now. I can’t deal with your ridiculous attitude today.” She crawled under her covers and poked Fire’s side. “Go… I want to be left alone…” 

"You know, the whole hiding in the darkness of your room, trying to block out all sorts of communication is a bit emo," he pointed out, sarcastically. "And fine, I’ll be a good brother and I won’t be a crazy person… for now." He twitched slightly as she poked his side, ending up falling horizontally over her body. "Ohhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooo! I’ve fallen and I can’t get upppppppppppp!"

secludedblossom:

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And thus, I’ve gotten so bored of Orre, I’ve returned to Hoenn. Whatever. 

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“And you say that as if it were a bad thing, lil’ sis.” He sat down next to her and gently poked her cheek. “No need to thank me, I felt the emo wafting around your room again and decided to stop by.”

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IF THEY ARE GONNA BE LESBIANS, LETS KILL HOOKERS.

reversedprotagonist:

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LETS MAKE ALL DESE HOOKERS BE DAMN PLEASED DAT WE KILL ‘EM, CAUSE DEY SUCK ANYWAY. [Should Touyii know his mom and dad are back yet. Or should we wait.] WE SHOULD JUST RIDE BiKES AND RUN THEM DOWN, STEAD OF USING A CAR. SOUNDS MORE FUN!!! [he jumps back to sit in the couch as well, immediately getting into the game and punching at the air around him] GOTTA REMEMBER DA FUCKEN CONTROLS SHIT.

DAAAMN STRAIGHT THEY SHOULD. GURL, WE BE DEM SEXY ANGELS OF DEATH ON FUCKING BIKES. HOLY FUCK DUDE GET ME A GREEN ONE BECAUSE WE’LL MAKE HIM A FUCKING BIATCH. [By how loud these guys are, I’d be surprised if he didn’t.] BIKE YOU OTHER FUKASSS! TASTE MY BURNT RUBBERRRRR!!! […I thought of flaming condoms.]

IF THEY ARE GONNA BE LESBIANS, LETS KILL HOOKERS.

reversedprotagonist:

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HELL YEAH! [Who cares, Birches do what they want.] Yep, yep yep. Who needs Kamon and Kris if they are gonna ditch me. ALL I NEED IS YOU BUDDY. YEP. NOW.. LETS GET TO THAT HOOKER BEATING AND KILLING. [instantly turning the game on and tossing Fire his controller]

YESSSS!!! [Birches are strange, strange creatures. It is advised you do not approach one without caution. Or the ability to cheat death.] AY GURL, DEM HOOKERS NEED TAH GET OUTTA OUR FUCKIN’ WAY. [He catches the controller easily, jumping right on the couch.] WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

IF THEY ARE GONNA BE LESBIANS, LETS KILL HOOKERS.

reversedprotagonist:

[Having invited his friend over to stay, Ethan promptly prepared the video game system and set up snacks and what not.] Soon.. Fire.. Soon…. We will be beating Hookers to death again..

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YAY! LET US RESUME THE HOOKER WARS OF ‘72! [Arceus knows how he came in, just roll with it. He’s a Birch.] Damn, it’s gonna be a good night.

I found this gif and Ethan, it reminds me of us.

arsenic-incendiary:

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I found this gif and Ethan, it reminds me of us.

arsenic-incendiary:

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I found this gif and Ethan, it reminds me of us.

arsenic-incendiary:

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I found this gif and Ethan, it reminds me of us.